Anonymous asked: Describe the pain of a piercing on your penis from 1 to 10.
I’d say solid 8.
3 notes ♥ 05-15-13 @ 05:19am
Two exclusive games from the new Whose Line is it Anyway airing this summer on The CW
766 notes ♥ 05-15-13 @ 02:57amA good friend is:
1. Trustworthy and loyal
2. Honest and reliable
3. Kind and caring (treats you well)
4. Non-judgmental and accepting
5. Helpful and supportive
6. Sensitive and understanding
7. Interested in you, and what matters to you (That is, not selfish and self-centered)
8. A good listener
9. Someone who share most of your values and some of your main interests
10. Someone who has a good sense of humour and can laugh along with you.
154,865 notes ♥ 05-15-13 @ 02:52amThere once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
thats not real holez
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